I am not a Jew

True story:  Eric and I were in Miami last weekend, and we saw Jackie Mason not once, but twice.  Both times happened to be at lunch.  The second time, we were seated right next to his table at Cafeteria on Lincoln Road.  When our food came, Jackie Mason saw the steak on Eric’s salad and concluded, "You must be Jewish.  But your friend — he’s not Jewish.  He looks like a gentile!"

The jig is up.  I’ve been found out.  I am not a Jew.